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Alan The Puppet

The puppet who killed my wife.

“Alan” was found in a warehouse on the left coast(west coast for you Americans). Made an appearances on both Storage Wars and Pawn Stars although both episodes have been removed due to people getting headaches while watching these episodes(Unrelated to Alan). Long story short ended up at one Kelsey Billfrog who had a passion for puppetry and has one the largest collections in North America. But once Alan had been added to her collection strange things started to happen.

She began to constantly get phone calls with nobody on the other end, the number would change so you couldn’t know who it was. After weeks of this she began to feel very uneasy about these phone calls and contacted to police. At first the police had trouble getting anyone to call while they were at her house, but once while at the police station she got a call. The police were then able to track when the call was coming from, her own house. Very confused she went to her house but what she found was terrifying.

The puppet Alan was found with a phone in his hand while he was sitting at the kitchen counter looking at Kelsey as she walked through the door. She got so scared that she had to leave the house where she got in a car accident with another vehicle. When the police began to investigate the incident they found the breaks on her car had been cut and Alan the puppet suspiciously in the truck with a pair of bolt cutters. Anyway nobody thought anything of it at the time and gave Alan to an orphanage which suspiciously burnt down days later. The puppet Alan hasn’t been seen since, as far as we know.